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Menopause And Perimenopause Pen Set

Menopause And Perimenopause Pen Set

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$11.99 USD
$11.99 USD
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Description For the woman who suddenly finds herself sweating through meetings, irritated by harmless noises, and wondering why nobody prepared her for this stage of life. The Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set is five pens that perfectly capture the humor, frustration, and solidarity that come with the hormonal roller coaster. Whether she’s deep in perimenopause, fully embracing menopause, or shopping for a friend who is, this set delivers the kind of laugh that comes from feeling completely understood. Featuring phrases: - WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME PISSES ME OFF - WHY IS EVERYONE CHEWING SO LOUD - THE AUDACITY OF EVERYONE AROUND ME TO EXIST - WOMEN OF A CERTAIN RAGE - MEN COULD NEVER Packaged on a bold illustrated card featuring hot pink flames and retro inspired graphics, this set immediately grabs attention. Funny, relatable, and impossible to ignore, it’s the kind of product shoppers stop to read and then immediately send to a friend. A great fit for gift shops, boutiques, bookstores, stationery stores, wellness retailers, pharmacy gift sections, and any shop serving women who appreciate humor, honesty, and products that make them feel seen. Search Terms / Tags: menopause gifts wholesale, perimenopause gifts wholesale, funny menopause gifts wholesale, menopause humor gifts wholesale, midlife gifts wholesale, women’s health gifts wholesale, funny gifts for women wholesale, menopause stationery wholesale, perimenopause stationery wholesale, novelty pen set wholesale, gift shop bestsellers, impulse buy wholesale, women’s wellness gifts wholesale, self care gifts wholesale, hot flash gifts wholesale, menopause support gifts wholesale, funny office gifts wholesale, stationery gifts wholesale, gifts for women over 40 wholesale, gifts for women over 50 wholesale, pen set wholesale

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International Shipping & Customs

The Lovely Journal strives to process and ship all orders within 1–14 business days. USPS pickups occur every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. Once your order has been fulfilled, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number.

Estimated delivery time for international orders is 3–10 weeks from the day USPS receives the package.


Buyers are responsible for providing a complete and accurate shipping address at checkout. Please double-check your information before placing your order. If you need to update your address, contact us immediately, as changes can only be made before an order has been processed or shipped.

Orders that are misdelivered, delayed, or returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address are not guaranteed a full refund or replacement.

International buyers are responsible for any applicable fees upon delivery, which may include:

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If your country is not listed at checkout, we may not be able to ship there at this time via USPS. Please contact me with any questions regarding your location or available shipping options.

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